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PostSubject: Aks Liter a quesshun   Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:22 am

Ask me anything, try to keep it intellectual since this is in the smarty-pants thread.
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PostSubject: Aksing!   Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:58 am

I want to know how does one aks someone a question intellectually? You see in English classes my teacher always told me, to ask questions, but aksing sounds cooler! Teach me oh great Liter, teach me the art of aksing(Intellectually of course).
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PostSubject: Re: Aks Liter a quesshun   Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:31 am

Paradosi wrote:
I want to know how does one aks someone a question intellectually? You see in English classes my teacher always told me, to ask questions, but aksing sounds cooler! Teach me oh great Liter, teach me the art of aksing(Intellectually of course).

You see, in south eastern America, grammar means next to nothing which is why we get such great sayings. Also as a general rule of thumb, when in the south drop the g in anything ending with ing. for example "I was at the store buyin' somethin' for my girl." You see language is always changing and new words are made everyday. all languages have this, there are also regional dialects to deal with, I gave the example of the South, there is also a Michigan, Boston, Bronx, Brooklyn, Midwest, Texan, New England and more different dialects in America alone! Not to mention American English is far different from its original England English, which also has several dialects.
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PostSubject: Russian.   Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:37 am

Russia has quite the same thing, Siberian, Northern, Moscow, Southern, Derbent, Eastern, Rostov, which demonstrates the regional differences in dialect. The creation of the USSR took out some of these regional dialects due to condensation which created an organized Russian language rather than 10-20 scattered languages. The same thing is happening in most countries right now by the act of unifying different regional accents into a compact language.
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PostSubject: Re: Aks Liter a quesshun   Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:33 am

I have a very srs question. Why is it Railen's bot will not crash?
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PostSubject: Re: Aks Liter a quesshun   Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:42 am

the only good answer to that is... BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Aks Liter a quesshun   Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:13 pm

Touching yourself at night causes a chain reaction to which Railen's bot does not crash..... This is an interesting phenomenon and a paranatural event! Call the GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

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PostSubject: SRS SRS Q   Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:43 am

Kay, bane,
-Why is your name bane?
-Why is the sky blue?
-Why did I touch myself inside my mother's womb?
-Why did the human race come to be?
-Why is Paradosi Russian?
-When is the anti Christ gonna show himself?
-What's your favorite TV show, and why?
-Is there a god, and if there is, does he care if we touch ourselves at night?

uhhh..... and um, is there such a thing as NATURAL HH tits on women?
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PostSubject: Re: Aks Liter a quesshun   Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:02 pm

Drapheonas wrote:
Kay, bane,
1-Why is your name bane?
2-Why is the sky blue?
3-Why did I touch myself inside my mother's womb?
4-Why did the human race come to be?
5-Why is Paradosi Russian?
6-When is the anti Christ gonna show himself?
7-What's your favorite TV show, and why?
8-Is there a god, and if there is, does he care if we touch ourselves at night?

9uhhh..... and um, is there such a thing as NATURAL HH tits on women?

1 Because its ashortened version of banebladeluv, baneblade being a super heavy tank from WH40k, and luv being love, because I love heavy armour.

2 The sky is blue because of the water vapors in the atmosphere.

3 because you didn't have a gameboy yet.

4 because monkeys needed to adapt to see over top of the tall grass in the African Savannah

5 because if he was Chechen we would hate him.

6 soon, if he hasn't already

7 Metalocolyapse and/or Venture Brothers, because they are fucking hilarious.

8 If there is a god, which I highly doubt, then I'm 100% certain he has much better things to do then check and see if you masturbate.

9 yes, but the stretch marks on them make them gross and not worth it, besides the fact that the chick is also a cow.
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PostSubject: end of the world quesshun   Sat Apr 18, 2009 7:18 am

Kay bane, lets say the world as you know it were to end, how would you want it to happen?
(For example, I would want to become some insane mofo with infinite dark power, and start a world genocide, summoning demons, beasts of energy, and monsters of molten rock to serve me as i start my world conquest/purging, repopulate the world as i saw fit, making everything as i'd want it too be, and then have the universe to blow up, killing everyone painlessly, and cause existence to reach its most primal peaceful state.)
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PostSubject: Re: Aks Liter a quesshun   Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:46 pm

Am I black liter? AM I?
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PostSubject: Re: Aks Liter a quesshun   Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:48 pm

Yes. Your new name is Niggerdorf, and you are also dumb and gay, lafflous.
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PostSubject: Re: Aks Liter a quesshun   Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:29 pm

Bane I demand answer to my quesshun!
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PostSubject: Re: Aks Liter a quesshun   Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:36 pm

Drapheonas wrote:
Kay bane, lets say the world as you know it were to end, how would you want it to happen?
(For example, I would want to become some insane mofo with infinite dark power, and start a world genocide, summoning demons, beasts of energy, and monsters of molten rock to serve me as i start my world conquest/purging, repopulate the world as i saw fit, making everything as i'd want it too be, and then have the universe to blow up, killing everyone painlessly, and cause existence to reach its most primal peaceful state.)

Zombie holocaust.
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PostSubject: Re: Aks Liter a quesshun   Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:11 am

Okay Bane, how bout this

1. How can I have superpowers without throwing myself into a vat of radiation?

2. Why do some of the most famous Dictator's in the 20th century have such cool facial hair?

3. How can I make my friends really, really, uncomfortable?

4. Why do I feel the need to beat the shit out of every emo kid i see? (I live in Scottsdale, so they're EVERYWHERE)

5. How often to people think about sex?

6. Does Paradosi know the Soviet Union national anthem by heart?

7. How can someone create a zombie?

8. Why do teenaged girl like that piece of trash known as Twilight?

9. Why are people gay?

And finally

10. Do you even know who I am? bounce
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PostSubject: Re: Aks Liter a quesshun   Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:32 am

1. You could be a super hero like Batman or Ironman and use super technology.

2. Because facial hair makes people awesome (unless its a chick).

3. Show them the goat or the brain.

4. Because emos are lesser people then you or I and deserve to be beaten.

5. Average people? All the time. Hell, I am right now.

6. Probably knows it in no less then 4 languages as well.

7. Zombie powder and a Haitian Voodoo ritual should do it.

8. If I knew the answer to that, do you think I would be here?

9. If I knew that don't you think I'd prevent it?

10. I know who you aren't.
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